Wednesday, July 21, 2010

WTTW and WBEZ Aficionados Clel and Murn Van Hoellen Shocked that Blago Did Not Testify!

WHUT: Twin brothers, Latin School and Northwestern University Medill School of Journalism alumni, Clelland and Murniford Van Hoellen called a press conference at the Peoples Law Office tomorrow to announce their shock and displeasure with the Blago Defense Team's refusal to put the Daffy Guv on the Witness Stand - Said Clel, elder of the two, " H'is a Dang Shayum. Whey, Meyun Murn H'yar, lussen tah Dubbya Bee Eee Zay (WBEZ) 'en watch Chanuhl Ah'leven (WTTW)ever nigh'd. Thot He'd Keep Huz Wurd."

11 AM on Thursday, July 22, 2010

WHUR:People's Law Office
1180 N. Milwaukee Ave., Third Floor

HOO: Hoo wee ez hot h'yar!


1 comment:

Jim McMahon said...

Jesus Pat, will ya look at the lugs on those two guys! I'll bet their family tree goes straight up!