A pal said: "Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanising side of their father.
"Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter."
Tiger and ELIN NORDEGREN are quits and ELIN NORDEGREN is getting $770 Million Buckeens Plus. Not only is this Swedish Meatball easy on the eyes, but she comes pre-loaded.
It would behoove you ardent swains and horny swines to gussy-up your prose and poesy and begin to lay siege on Fortess ELIN NORDEGREN.
As I am already fabulously wealthy in love, dating the delicate, dark haired diminutive jazz warbling nightingale Ms. Sullivan, I place no interest in ELIN NORDEGREN -amorous or financial -whatsoever. Nevertheless, I believe that ELIN NORDEGREN would do well to chart her future nuptial path well off the Trails worn by false tickling Celebrity.
Regular guys. Rock-ribbed patriotic Homeboys! Flinty Eyed Tradesmen and Soft-eyed Baby Saps! Wholesome Yeomen! That's the Man Meat for ELIN NORDEGREN!
That is what ELIN NORDEGREN and her abandoned bairns chiefly need - a real man -one who sweats when he eats and eats when he sweats.
Gents, write this essay -
Why I would make a Superior Husband and Lifemate for ELIN NORDEGREN ( 250 words, simple font, standard English, Active Voice only, must be Notarized)
Dear ELIN NORDEGREN,
Most Sincerely,
__________________________________ (Your Name)
I swear that every word presented above is true, sworn before me on this date.
____ in the Month of ____________ 2010
__________________________________ ( Notary Public)
_________________________________( Seal of Notary Public
2 comments:
Elin Nordegren is impossibly hot.
Nothing wrong with your eyes, LL.
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