Thursday, June 19, 2008

John McCain: Take Baby Alex, John McCain, because His Mom's Nuts!

Patholgically 'Sincere' Mom - holding Chubby Cherub: Hi, John McCain. This is Alex, and he's my first. So far his talents include trying any new food and chasing after our dog. That and making my heart pound every time I look at him. So John McCain, when you say you would stay in Iraq for 100 years, were you counting on Alex? Because if you were, you can't have him

John McCain: He is beautiful! Looks like Karl Rove but moves around alot quicker. Hello, Alex! Dog Chaser, eh Buddy? Look, chase women! just kidding.

Alex, I'm going to give you some straight talk and I hope that your Mommy is listening because she has not blinked for the last few minutes.

Guess what Alex, I'll be 173 years old and you will be 100 1/2 years old, because this year's election allowed me to bring an end to a very necessary and horribly mismanaged War. You will not need to go to war in Iraq, because that country will be at peace by the time that you are in pre-school, Alex.

Alex, I see that you are looking at the tall good looking young Secret Service agents that walking around your Mommy, who is still smiling and has not blinked yet. sotto voce: apprehend -gently medical evacNow. [gently and slwoly taking Alex from the fixated and ridid mother]

Now, I am going to give you a ride on my lap ( shoulders are killing me); Man you are a chub - more like Fatboy Keith Olbermann without his diaper changed -Karl the Architect is a 'feather merchant' next to that Bellowing Blimp. Naw, you're a nice little man, Alex.

Alex, your Mom still has not blinked and the nice Secret Service Agents assigned to my -just a sec, Alex - Cindy, take the little man for a while - Special Agents, please get this poor woman some attention, ASAP. Poor thing. She must be drugged or on something. She's like Tom Cruise for Crissakes, or Andy Dick. Creepy. Those Hollywood clowns did this to the poor woman.

Alex, Me and Mrs. McCain will stay here until your Grammy and Gramps get here. Want to see some scars, Kiddo!

Cindy McCain: Not on your Life! Oh, he is a Dollie, Yes You are Alex! Behave, John. This is on You Tube.

John McCain: Yes Ma'am. Oh, Screw Tube! Like that Alex, Old Pal? Alex, let me tell you a thing or two about the Cuban who tortured me.

Cindy McCain: John, I mean it! Now Knock it off! My goodness he is a fatty.

Secret Service Agent Alex's Mom is sedated and the Grandparents are in Transit.

John McCain Alex, Look No teeth! Just like you. Commies knocked mine out.

Cindy McCain: That's it Mister! No more Starbucks, today.


colecurtis said...

"Oh" Mistah Pat that is a beautiful baby boy and those eyes. You and Momma Mac mistah pat ...really! Karl Rove wishes he looked that good...ever. I have a video that i am going to try and figure out how to send you since you are NOT on facebook.

Brad Marston said...

Pat, You are absolutely hysterical!