Thursday, February 04, 2010

" Scott Lee Cohen! Twister's A Comin'! Get Out That Trylar, Scott Lee!!" Lt. Governor Nominee Scott Lee Cohen - Illinois Jewish Redneck?

Scott Lee Cohen is endorsed by Planned Parenthood!
Dang, Scott Lee! That's some kind of hard copy coming out on your Hooker Dust-up and other venial sins - Mercy Sakes Alive.

You got the handle, there Son! Could you be Illinois's Jewish Redneck Demographic?

Click my post title for the link to Jewish Redneck! Kink Friedman and the Texas Jewboys or Dave Tarras? YEEEEEEEEEEE Haaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww!

Jewish Redneck Jokes
You Might be a Jewish Redneck if:

- You think that "KKK" means really really Kosher
- You have a gun rack in your Sukkah
- The only area on your lawn that is mowed is where you burned your Chametz
- You have ever fired a gun to the sound of Haman's name
- You know what Barach to say when you see a UFO
- You know which brand of grit is Kosher
- You think that a hora is a high priced call girl
- You wear cowboy boots to shul
- Your favorite Passover snack is spam on a sandwhich
- You don't ride on Shabbat because your car is up on blocks
- Your favorite beverage is a combination of Manischewitz and Mountain Dew, also called "Mountain Jew"
- You're disappointed when your son tells you he wants to be a doctor or a lawyer, and not a NASCAR driver
- You think Dolly Parton should have the lead role in Yentl
- You try to catch catfish with Matza Balls
- Gefitle fish is the most solid thing you can eat with your tooth
- Your yard has car parts lying around to Volvo's, BMW's, and Camry's
- Making your first deer is part of your Bar Mitzva's right of passage
- You use a fiddle and a banjo to play Hava Nagila
- You know that Santa Clause and the Elves must be Jewish. Who else would work on Christmas Eve?
- Your Seder plate has a picture of Elvis on it.
- You open the door for Elijah at Passover and have to chase away possums

No comments: