Saturday, September 13, 2008

McCain/Palin: Progressive Anthem Sing Along with Fred Blassie!





What are all you kids doing up so early on a Saturday? Okay, okay I'll post the music. Sarah Palin has no doubt bagged moose, cooked breakfast, and worked on her upcoming chin-wags with the meatheads of the media. I have been working on an epic poem dedicated to the U.S. coins (now out of circulation) struck in honor of American women who hate men - hell, so do I!

Click My Post Title for the air to the American Progressive Anthem (Pencil Neck Geek by American Poet/Wrestler/Patriot Fred Blassie)- Sing Along and Sing in throng! I tear up and choke with manly emotion everytime I hear this stirring and accurate tribute of American Progressives - men in size 7 1/2" Shirt Collars and Gals who look like they could skate on the Roller-Derby circuit!


Ballad of the Progressive ( by Fred Blassie)
Till something happened, blew every thing to hell.
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak,
Said, "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."

Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck."
Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck.
And if there's one thing lower than a side show freak,
It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."

You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead,
Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head,
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,
You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek.

(chorus)
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak,
scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique.
He's a one man, no gut, losing streak.
Nothin' but a pencil neck geek.

Soon the geeks were poppin' up all over town.
You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down.
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick,
Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick.

One day we cut one up for fish bait.
Learned our lesson just a little bit late.
Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red.
Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead.

chorus

Most any night you know where I can be found.
Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground.
So keep the faith, 'cause in Blassie you can trust,
I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust.

chorus

They say these geeks come a dime a dozen.
I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplyin' the dimes.
Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
grit eatin',
scum suckin',
boot lickin',
drop kickin',
gut grindin',
nail bitin',
glue sniffin',
scab pickin',
butt scratchin',
egg hatchin',
sleazy,
smelly,
pepper bellied,
dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks.
Nothing but a pencil neck geek.

Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.
Pencil neck geek.

2 comments:

Bart said...

Pat,

Another unsubstantial blog entry that pokes fun at the media using outdated references.

I think Keith Olbermann is a douchebag. Chris Matthews is also a douchebag. In fact, I could do without all of cable news. Rarely do I agree with the way the MSM reports.

However, Sarah Palin honestly had no idea what Charlie Gibson meant by the "Bush Doctrine". This wasn't a "gotcha" question. It is a fundamental aspect of our current foreign policy. She looked like a deer, better yet a moose, caught in the headlights. Unacceptable.

How about the fact that she brings "perspective" to the Whites House because "you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska"?

Integrity. How can you make such a politicized pick for VP if you really care about the future of your country?

pathickey said...

Bart,

Every 'pick' is partisan - hence the term. Talking points are not issues nor selling points - they are the white noise of political discourse.

Vote for Obama. Get enough votes and he wins.

I'm voting for McCain/Palin ( not a nws flash this) because of what I have stated in the past concerning my support. No big Deal.

I like Obama - but I could no longer vote for him. He could have been Governor of Illinois.

Vote Obama. You will cancel me out. However, there will be many more McCain voters.