Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Hillary Clinton- Working Foreign Policy Through Oxymorons - Moderate Taliban Lesson #1.

"They should be offered an honorable form of reconciliation and re-integration into a peaceful society, if they are willing to abandon violence, break with al Qaeda, and support the constitution," Clinton said.

Bartender, I 'll have what she's having.

Soon! - Lessons in . . .

Nazi Humanism
Distinguished Professor
Academic Freedom
Academic Honesty
Media Objectivity
Timely News
Global Warming
Circus Music
Temperate Gluttony
Safe Sex
NBC News
HBO Comedy
Serious Mirth
Low Cost Insurance
Teen Work Ethic
Keith Olbermann

Oh, yeah! This Administration's doing just dandy. 'Check the tires, Mom; the tank's empty!'


BillyFish said...

You mean this Hillary?
During her recent visit to Mexico, U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton made an unexpected stop at the Basilica of Our Lady of Guadalupe and left a bouquet of white flowers “on behalf of the American people,” after asking who painted the famous image.

The image of Our Lady of Guadalupe was miraculously imprinted by Mary on the tilma, or cloak, of St. Juan Diego in 1531. The image has numerous unexplainable phenomena, such as the appearance on Mary’s eyes of those present in the room when the tilma was opened and the image’s lack of decay.

Mrs. Clinton was received on Thursday at 8:15 a.m. by the rector of the Basilica, Msgr. Diego Monroy.

Msgr. Monroy took Mrs. Clinton to the famous image of Our Lady of Guadalupe, which had been previously lowered from its usual altar for the occasion.

After observing it for a while, Mrs. Clinton asked “who painted it?” to which Msgr. Monroy responded “God!”

pathickey said...

Howls Bill!

We had Illinois Senator Dick Durbin in at Leo High School for a tour when he needed to be photograhed near black teeenagers.

After 40 minutes of detailing the Leo Football tradition including four City of Chicago Titles and a place in that season's State Playoffs - Durbin the Turban asked,
'Do your Kids play football?'