Thursday, October 18, 2012

Michael Phelps -Fittest Man of "All-Time," Me Arse!

Good morning, Hickey Old Son -fit man yourself!

I read with great interest a piece on a Baltimore CBS affiliate website touting Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer Michael Phelps as the Fittest Man of All -Time.

 Fitter than Samson?

Fitter than Johnny Weismeller?

Fitter than Muhammad Ali

Fitter than Janet Guthrie?*

Fitter than . . .My broad manly arse!

Here is the fittest man ever!

Fit for the ages and with a fine crown of flesh on his noggin into the bargain!

* Have YOU ever punched a spout into an oil can with such ease?  I think not.  Old Janet must have had muscles in her stool samples.

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