White House: To Do to Whom List
1. Have the Governor of Arizona in for an Oval Office chat and assure her of help at the Border - then sic the Justice Deartment on her!
2. Blame Bush - the eggs were runny.
3. Get Chris Matthews to do another of his side-splitting documetaries - If you Thought The Kennedy's was riot . . .Wait until the Grannies at Tea Parties Got Guns! Milky Rocks!
4. Get Desiree Rogers a Job at Johnson Products in Chicago . . .
5. Get more fiber in Ed Schultz' diet. . .no strike that!
6. Have Rachel Maddow address the Dyke Bikers MCC of Sturgis, Michigan from the Oval Office - they voted Democrat
7. Wake the President at 3AM. . . quietly!
8. Send Hillary to Ecuador . . . why not.
9. Pony up bail for Lady Gaga. Call Sir Paul.
10. Get Sox tickets for the All Star Game . . .no the Bulls . . . name a White Sox player. Look the Bulls won the Stanley Cup for sailing the Mackinaw! Get Axe on it.
11. Super Soakers!
12. There is some Dot-head named Bobby on hold from Louisiana. . . $%^& Him!