Wednesday, June 16, 2010

MSNBC Chris Matthews Poised to Increase Tea Party Membership!

Chris Matthews is an Irish Catholic Urban Icon - the guy you can not avoid. Matthews is the mope every Big City Irish Catholic guy meets in grammar school, pummels on the playground for ratting you out to Sister. Milky Matthews somehow survives high school, shows up in the local saloon, tavern, or neighborhood gin-mill on his breaks from Mount Holyrood College for Dweebs and loudly recalls all of the fun you guys and he had together.

He invents tales of neighborhood adventures that happened to someone else, usually performed by your older cousins, or brothers; yet, Milky wedges himself into the tale, having told it repeatedly at college to mopes who have not been snitched on by Matthews.

Years later, when you have sweated and humped and labored and found a woman far above your worth to marry and begin a family he re-appears -night, after, night, after #$%$^ing night!!!!! " Can't you make him go-away?" your bride begs. "Daddy, he is creepy and scary." the wee-ones whimper.

You are too old to take him out to St. Cajetan's Parking Lot near the school, yank down his Dad N' Lad slacks and toss them over the utility wires. Life is not that simple. We all have a Chris Matthews.

Tonight, Milky micturates in America's Wheaties!

Chris Matthews has talked to a range of conservative thinkers for the special “Rise of the New Right,” which debuts at 7 p.m. Wednesday on MSNBC.

The cable news channel says that Mathews asks: “Who are the people on the New Right? What do they want? And how do they intend to get it?”

Matthews interviewed former House Majority Leader Dick Armey, Orly Taitz of the Birther movement and Internet radio host Alex Jones.

Will you watch?

Not a nano second. He might start showing up at Keegan's Pub again. We can ignore the goof as these folks tell the gent who asked the question above in the Orlando Sentinel



Why in the world would I watch (another) hate-filled angry diatribe centered around the President, his birth origins, his color, health care, and a gazillion other things when I know no solutions will be promised?

This is what I want. Solutions to our problems. Right or wrong, that’s what the President is giving us…not the right wing.

Reply Posted by: Howey | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 11:38 AM

Will I watch?——- Oh, hell no I won’t.

Reply Posted by: RockfordFiles | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 1:28 PM

I won’t watch, either…Ms. Taitz only recently stopped looking like a panda after a style consultant took her makeup down two notches…that doesn’t give her any more credibility. And no one can wipe that sneer off Dick Armey’s face…

Reply Posted by: Jeff | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 2:27 PM Receives “Rise of the New Right” Script :: Watch out friends, this is going to be a hit story- #tcot #tlot

Reply Posted by: TruthSearching | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 3:33 PM

You guys won’t watch because the truth hurts don’t it.

Reply Posted by: Dustin | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 4:07 PM

Watch that disgusting hate monger slander his fellow citizens. Not on your life. Chris Matthews is a disgusting human being.

Reply Posted by: James | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 5:59 PM

Thanks for the info, “truthsearching”! (LOL!)

Looks like I was right.

Reply Posted by: Howey | Tuesday, June 15, 2010 at 6:37 PM

I watch Chris Matthews and I find his programming and line of questioning interesting.

His stance is NOT about hating Obama, rather it is lifting the veil of hypocrisy of the Left and and exposing their hate filled dogma towards those they consider OTHERS! It is very important for all of us to be aware of the hate that is around us and not be fooled.

Reply Posted by: m. | Wednesday, June 16, 2010 at 1:05 AM

Chris Matthews blows.

As do Gabriel and the crowd at the World Cup - Blows Big Time!


Jim McMahon said...

Fantastic post Pat. I love starting my day with laughter, and I literally laughed all the way through this masterpiece.

You did a perfect job of articulating the type of person/mush that Chris Matthews is, to a tee. No one could have described it better.

This is too good to keep to ourselves. I'm going to forward this one to all my contacts and I hope you don't mind that I'm re-posting this on my blog.

Please do more of these.......still smiling!

pathickey said...

One of my cousins called and said, "Hickey, sounds like you!"

I blush.

Thanks Jim.