Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Why Ireland Suffers No Maritime Disasters

An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards they'd still be in the f#$^in' boat."

T'is true.

From files of Max Weismann - Center for the Study of Great Ideas

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