Five Rauf Necks from The Religion of Peace Arrested for Plot on the Pope in Jolly Olde England

Five - count 'em - Five Algerians Try to Kill the Pope. Like These Five Algerians of days gone by!
Fiver Algerian Altar boys? No. Five Algerian Orangemen? Nope. Five Algerian Camus and Noam Chomsky Fans of Malboro Lites and Lap Dances? Warmer. Five Algerian Islamist Thugs Who Missed Imam Rauf's Mideast Meet-'N-Greet? Bingo!

The suspects, who are aged 26, 27, 36, 40 and 50, are being held and questioned under the Terrorism Act 2000.

The firm where the arrests were made is now being searched, as well as homes in north and east London.

Sky News crime correspondent Martin Brunt said he understood the men were North Africans employed by the agency to work for Westminster City Council.

He said they had been about to start a day shift that would have included cleaning streets around the House of Commons, where the Pope is due to speak, when they were arrested.

Australian Imam Calls for The Noggin of Dutchman!

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – A well-known Australian Muslim cleric has called for the beheading of Dutch anti-Islamic politician Geert Wilders, a newspaper said on Friday.

Wilders' Freedom Party scored the biggest gains in June 9 polls and is currently negotiating to form a new minority government with the Liberals and Christian Democrats. Polls show Wilders would win a new election if one were called now.

Imam Feiz " Bluey" Muhammad -

Mates! I'm Ishoo'in a Fat-Wah for this 'ere Wanker what's good for in Oz and O.S. on this Ocker bloke! That's Huge on this Beauty! London to a brick I want this Wanker's Old Fella nailed to the shithouse door, Mates! This Dutchie Whacka insulted Our Prophut, like he was a Brasser. So, this Dag thinks he can skitter? Not by half, he won't!

I want this Blowie's noggin kicked around like it was the dead last drained dry Tinner on Banana Bender's Holiday in BrizVegas! S'traila Fuh Ever, Amen! Too Bloody Right, I am!

That's all! Time fer me Coldie and Tucker Bag!