Showing posts with label Stimulus Bill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stimulus Bill. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

President Obama's Free Credit Reports Dot Com Stimulus Bill Going Down Like An Italian Battleship!



NOW INSTEAD OF LOOKIN FLY AND ROLLIN FAT
MY LEGS ARE STICKING TO THE VINYL
AND MY POSSE’S GETTING LAUGHED AT
F-R-E-E THAT SPELLS FREE
CREDIT REPORT DOT COM BABY!


Sing It, Son!

The $819 billion bill that passed in the House last week is two-thirds spending and one-third tax cuts.

Much of the $550 billion in spending is divided among these areas: $142 billion for education, $111 billion for health care, $90 billion for infrastructure, $72 billion for aid and benefits, $54 billion for energy, $16 billion for science and technology, and $13 billion for housing.
Oh yeah, that's going Stimulate up a storm!

President Obama's Plan to Stimulate the Economy Only Simulates the Economy - Pretend We Have Money!

The Stimulus Package Bill is facing McConnell and McCain armed with Clubs and Chains and all the President has are the Doofi who are the metaphorical and political equivalent of the Dweebs in the Free Credit Report Dot Com Commercials ( in fact most of the Progressives remind me of these musical irritants)- Sen. Harry Reid and Illinois Gems Senators Dick Durbin and Tombstone Burris.