My childhood home at 1755 W. &75th Place today has all but been de-nuded of hedges - only a slight strip remains.
I walk to St. John Fisher in the morning between 6:00 and 6:30 A.M. - weather, laziness and time permitting. It is a solid mile to the church and my vigorous gait usually gets me there in under fifteen minutes. I mediate, plan the day, wallow in guilt and pray during this exercise.
Since childhood, I have had the attention span of parakeet ( 'bite the cuttle bone!' -'whack the bell!'-'head-butt the mirror!' - 'splash water!') and tend to flit the old noggin with varying perceptions - "this guy's lawn is worse than mine . . .Thank Christ. Charleston Chew wrappers!!!! Where they get Charleston Chews? Love those. These kids on Talman have more Fisher Price toys than Toys R Us . . . cool fort" for example.
Occasionally, this quality time of mine pulls together larger questions. These past few days, I have noticed the lack of property hedges - the Right angles of bushy shrubbery that at one time seemed to dominate neighborhood landscapes. Nellie Stevens Holly, Schip Cherry Laurel and Barberry shrubs once outlined our streets and walkways.
Where is the Chicago neighborhood Bungalow Bocage?
I remark merely on its absence and wonder how kids can grow up with their heads screwed on straight without having had the experience of being knocked into the hedge on the way to school.
Hedges were magical! They were castles, forts, Green Walls for Home Run Derby, jungles, zoos, hiding places, bushwhacking opportunities and the leaves could be made into musical instruments.
I spent many early mornings pulling myself out hedges on Honore, having taken the inside lane closer to properties and being Maury Lanigan-ed into a Cherry Laurel fencing the sidewalk in front of Al Balauskas's bunglow. Paper bag covered books torn, folders of sloppy homework em-barbed in the sharp branches and my ego shocked out of existence to delighted howls of my boon buddies - " Walk on the outside, Hickey!" - prepared me for this Vale of Tears that is our lot.
Each of us would spend time in the bushes.
Each of us, male and female, would learn that life is paved with unexpected checks into the boards.
The hedges helped.