Rep. Anthony Weiner with Frankie Yankovic and His Yanks!

The most energetic little guy in Congress with the look that a dachshund gets just seconds before he realizes that he is not a member of the Leo High School 6 Time State Champion Track Team at the point of impact with a 1968 Buick Electra has gotten his Wurlitzer Upright ensnared in the zipper of Twitter.

In order avoid gratuitously sophomoric play with euphemisms like Gen. George Armstrong Custard Chucker, The Bologna Bassoon, Tony's Meat Whistle, The Weighty Weiner Walloper, Wedding Tackle, Major Manchowder,The Ole Kidney Cracker, Elmer's Glue Gun, The Bald Bishop, Duke Feelgood, and The Jolly Plowboy, ad infinitum , let's turn to music.



Progressive Pompadoodle Dandy! Click my Post title for a prose tune by the Great Johnny Kass - "I Tug the Line!"