Barry's "Soft" Serve Malaise! Pour it on!

Soft soap? Naw, more like custard frozen concoctions squirted out like Jimmy Carter's American Malaise.

Malaise sounds like a rich custardy dessert treat - here is some more.



Our 44th President was selected and elected - here was his tough path to the White House:

1961 Barack Hussein Obama II was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii
1967-1971 Attended schools in Indonesia
1971-1979 Attended school in Honolulu
1979-1981 Studied at Occidental College for two years
1981-1983 Graduated from Columbia University
1985-1988 Obama worked as Director of the Developing Communities Project (DCP)
1988 Entered Harvard Law School
1991 Obama graduates Juris Doctor (J.D.) magna cum laude from Harvard Law School and returns to Chicago
1992 Married Michelle Robinson
1992-2004 Obama served as a professor at the University of Chicago Law School
1995 Obama publishes his manuscript "Dreams from My Father"
1998 Daughter Malia Ann was born
2001 Daughter Sasha was born
1997-2004 Member of the Illinois Senate from the 13th District
2005-2008 United States Senator from Illinois
2009 Inaugurated as the 44th President of the United States on January 20, 2009

Absent from our Timeline of President 44's Life is the appointment of the young community organizer, following his other appointments and marraige, to Woods Fund Directorship and Directorship of the Annenberg Challenge by Billy Ayers.

Likewise absent are all of the appointments and persons who lifted President Obama over the gradus of political life onto Olympus.

Pretty soft, there, tough guy. Oh, and he got a Nobel Peace Prize!

Bang up job, there, Mr. Softee!