Drudge Report Lists Obama Meltdown and complete collapse due to President McCain Syndrome ( PMS). President McCain Syndrome: the onset of an awareness that an honorable, battle-tested, experienced patriot will be President, instead of an ambitious public speaker, creates a physical, spiritual and emotional milk shake of America's most delicate bi-peds - The Great American Progressive: A sheep-like individual given to hysterical emotions charged by talking points form failed Leftist doctrine. PMS - hurts those of us who love the afflicted, because stifling laughter at their expense is good manners by physically challenging. Try stopping diarrhea without Imodium!
Thus:
Drudge Items for 8/21/2008: Here are indications of the run-away PMS afflicting Camp Obama from Drudge Report alone:
1.McCain unsure how many houses he owns
2.OBAMA AD MOCKS...
3.KAINE: MCCAIN 'COULDN'T COUNT HIGH ENOUGH'...
4.Obama camp lashes out at 'quick-draw' McCain
5.Obama rips FOXNEWS, BOOK...
6.Senate Majority Leader Reid: 'I can't stand John McCain'...
7.Spent More on Ads in July Than McCain Spent on Election...
Wow Here are oonly a few of the symptons afflicting a very small portion of the American Population:
Physical symptoms include:
Breast swelling and tenderness. See Keith Olbermann
Bloating, water retention, weight gain. See Keith Olbermann
Changes in bowel habits. DNC and all committed delgates
Acne. See Rachel Maddow
Aggression. Daily Kos, Huffington Post, MSNBC
Withdrawal from family and friends.
Emotional and cognitive symptoms include:
Depression, sadness, hopelessness. DNC et. al
Anger, irritability.
Anxiety.
Mood swings.
Decreased alertness, inability to concentrate.
This scourge afflicts half-wits as much as it does true believers. Try not to laugh at them - try.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Obama Crowd PMSing ( President McCain Syndrome - Pernicious Mousey Snearing!
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2 comments:
Wow, absolutely nothing of value on this blog. Just the usual adverb/adjective/abstraction laden personal attacks that don't really mean anything.
That, and if you Cons are sooo patriotic, you just are, you don't have to tell us all the time.
And as for the ambition of McCain...Here you go--the following is from his 2002 autobiography 'Worth The Fighting For'
John McCain: “I didn’t decide to run for president to start a national crusade for the political reforms I believed in or to run a campaign as if it were some grand act of patriotism. In truth, I wanted to be president because it had become my ambition to be president. . . . In truth, I’d had the ambition for a long time.”
I have to say, you seem like a pretty writer and your blog would be more interesting if you didn't resort to such bitchy, junior high smear tactics.
Thanks Ole!
I am a pretty bitchy little hair-pin at that - single Dad and all.
I equate everything to laundry and 'Pick this up Mister and none of your back-sass!'
As for McCain, he'll take a minimum of 40 States.
'Conor, get that damn grass cut! Nora, get that mascara out of the sink now young lady! Clare, did you smoke my last Marlboro, Young Lady? Now get ready for cheeerleading practice!'
What's a Mutha to do?
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