Saturday, August 30, 2008

MSNBC - Tubby & Moore Thank God for Gustave and Miss The Cake!

Remember back around the Pennsylvania Primary?
Flint's own heavyweight, Michael Moore, galumphed onto the national stage with his rhetorical corpulence! He endorsed . . . John Mc . . .had you there, Senator Barack Obama!

On eve of the Pennsylvania Primary, Michigan Fats, gives a shout out to Keystone Kos-ovoans with his usually jolly aplomb-pudding - figgy-pudding:

But the question I keep hearing is... 'can he win? Can he win in November?' In the distance we hear the siren of the death train called the Straight Talk Express. We know it's possible to hear the words "President McCain" on January 20th. We know there are still many Americans who will never vote for a black man. Hillary knows it, too. She's counting on it.

Deathtrain - boy, that sure sure puts the Nazi sprinkles all over this dish - didn't Bill Maher do the Third Reich to some concern only last week? Mach Nicht, Lefties love it! Unless, of course Liberal Fascism gets spooned into the sundae.

Last Night, Big Portions Moore moved his Mega Tray to the Old Country Buffet of Stupid with Hash Slinger Tubby Olbermann! They thanked Higher Power -whoever she is domestic partners with in the gender neutral progressive Pantheon, for the coming of a Hurricane during the RNC.

There was a Hurricane, Jumbo! Hurricane Sarah blew the Obama Bounce into the Cheap Seats - but, then again, you could not get, let alone sit down, up in them. But I digress!

Big Tiny Little Moore offered this piety to bloated Windbag - The Flatulence of the Far-Left -Olbermann:

“I was just thinking, this Gustav is proof that there is a God in heaven,” Moore said, laughing. “To have it planned at the same time – that it would actually be on its way to New Orleans for day one of the Republican Convention, up in the Twin Cities – at the top of the Mississippi River.”

Moore also took the opportunity to take a dig at President George W. Bush and the presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John McCain.

“I can’t see what you showed,” Moore said to “Countdown” host Keith Olbermann about a video clip including Bush and Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. celebrating McCain’s birthday. “I don’t know if you showed the cake there that they had there, three years ago today – with McCain and Bush. When Marie Antoinette – when she said, ‘Let them eat cake,’ I think she was speaking figuratively. They literally were while New Orleans was drowning – eating cake. So, it’s, um, I don’t know – let’s hope things get better.”

And You two Lard-Asses did not get any! O, The humanity! O, The False Calories!

Thin gruel, Hungry Mike, for most Americans; but, emaciated pasty dopes like Bill Maher, bloated wind-bags like Olbermann and Mannish Boy Maddows ( 'The Lion I shoot!')wolf it down.

Flint's Round Mound of Retro-Revolution, Moore gets a few digs in at Sarah Palin in his Old Country Buffet plateful of progressive prosing, which makes sense for a guy who found the Easter Sunday domestic terrorists in Chicago who attacked worshippers with fake blood at Holy Name Cathedral righteous good fare! He ate it up!

Big Britches filled to capacity! Must feed that boy with a slingshot!

1 comment:

colecurtis said...

Hey my Sweet Friend just wanted to say Hello and go McCain/Palin in 08!!!!!!