It is Saturday. Get to Confession,after Playing for Maeve at Beverly Park! Click my post title, Sinners!
This cautionary tale comes from the Connectict Yankee, Patriot, Beer Quaffer and Mule Skinner -Swiss Frank Nofsinger.
Irish guy goes into the confessional box.
He notices on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.
On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to
confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies "Get out, you're on my side.