Shoeless Joe Wilson! Jesus, Work on it Dude! You Are No Muntazer al-Zaidi, I Can Tell You, Bubba!

House Cougar Nancy Pelosi will offer this Iraqi Kid an all Congressional Expense Paid Trip on one of the swell but aging Congressional Perquisite G5s to com on over and get the Approval of Congress for tossing his brogans at war-criminal President Bush, getting waterboarded, zapped with Jon Burgish ( local Chicago villain of choice for Progressives)electrical thingees, slandered, libeled, called words that ain't in the Bible! Muntazer al-Zaidi is the Total Progressive Package!

Meantime, Shoeless Joe Wilson is getting his. Owwwwwww. Congressmen who can't read a bill let alone explain one have ill-will for me! Chilling.

Shoeless Joe you, #$%^ed Up! He's the President. Now GW Bush was the President too. Muntazer al-Zaidi tossed his Florsheims at President Bush and the House Loved it! He's getting Libyan Hero's Welcome and More Face-time than Kanye West.

Congressman Wilson you should have told AP, Reuters, NSNBC that you were waterboarded by Rahmbo and Comb Over Dave Axelrod after the President's Speech. Be a martyr, if youmust be a be a great one!