Monday, September 28, 2009

Kennedy Skank Stealth Health

The Old Lion must be emitting a throaty growl from beyond the borne from whence no traveller returns! Teddy would have loved this Lover Legislation to emerge from America's Healthy and Robust Examination of Congress with Its Britches Around Its Ankles - Health Reform!

Young Congressman Patrick Kennedy totally loves a Skanks (N.B. Gender Neutral) Right to Choose Stealth - Legislation,“This is totally going to be up to the individual,” Kennedy told when specifically asked if these EHRs would include any STDs or abortions in a person's medical history.


If you Clap on a Dose - your records disappear!

If you Abort - So Do the Records!

If Lydia's got Clamidia - We Get Ridda Ya!

You Sin; You Win!

The law specifically says that this “means an electronic record of health-related information on an individual that -- (A) includes patient demographic and clinical health information, such as medical history and problems lists; and (B) has the capacity -- (i) to provide clinical decision support; (ii) to support physician order entry; (iii) to capture and query information relevant to health care quality; and (iv) to exchange electronic health information with, and integrate such information from other sources.”

The Kennedy's wonder about that Vatican Dropped Call?


LL said...

I thought I was immune to liberal "stuff" but this takes the cake.

pathickey said...

L Squared - These folks is Champs -Champs I tells ya!