Monday, December 26, 2011

Best Christmas Gift EVER! Houlihan Skinny Cargo Pants!

Houli got in 'em; so can I!

I had no idea. The Skinny and Houli Show on WCEV 1540 AM Radio s a cult classic. That I know. However, I had no idea that 'branding' of the two Chicago radio legends had extended to fashion retail*, until I tore open the Chrsitmas gift box from my daughters Clare and Nora.

I had been brought to manly tears with the gifts from Conor The Boxed Set CDs Slim Whitman Live! at Michigan City, Indiana State Correctional Facility- a vegetable slicer and the Hamilton Beach Juicer from the all three Childe Hickeys, but this . . .this was too much!

The Hottest Pants this season: The J Brand Houlihan Skinny Cargo Pant. Seen on everyone from Ciara to Sarah Jessica Parker, Rihanna to Jessica Alba, Khloe Kardashian to Hilary Duff. Featured in Star Magazine, The New York Times and Nylon.

They are the super sexy cargo of the season…strap them on with towering heals or flats and you will look amazing…

The ripping britches came with the requisite applicator - a large plastic forceps with the appearance of a giant sized shoe-horn - in order to snug in the cellulite layers shingle-ing my athletic sinews and corded muscles.

Houli and Skinny should use the Motto of the Irish Republican Army to brand these strides -"Once in; never out!" Tru Dat.

J Brand Houlihan Skinny Cargo Pants in Vintage Olive and many Colors - as seen on Hilary Duff
These super-sexy cargos will become a part of your daily uniform this season. They're casually perfect with a tank top and flip flops , or dress them up with a pair of towering heels and a sexy top for a night out to dinner and the clubs with your army of best girlfriends.

J Brand Houlihan Skinny Cargo Pants in Many Colors

• Skinny Cargo
• Low-Rise
• 10.5-Inch Leg Opening
• 29-Inch Inseam
• 7.5-ounce Luxe Japanese Twill
• 98% Cotton, 2% Lycra

select size: 23 24 25 26 27 31
select color: West PointBlackSharkskinWhiteVintage West Pointrefresh size/colorsDON'T SEE YOUR SIZE OR COLOR?

Price: $230.00
$218.50 Save 5% QTY

It's Monday, Bitches!

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