I'm as short on carfare as I am on the Cardinal Virtues; therefore, I had better beat feet, take it on Arthur Duffy, hit the bricks, start walking, motor this voter, make movin' behoovin', set sail these barques of mine, toe it north and ease west, hike to Houli* at Peggy Kinane's!
Okay, get snacks and water. Wake the mules and check my directions -
1. Head north on S Rockwell St toward W 107th St
2. Turn right onto W 107th St
3. Turn left onto S Western Ave
4. Slight right to stay on S Western Ave
5. Turn left onto N Milwaukee Ave
6. Turn left onto N Northwest Hwy
7. Continue onto Rand Rd
8. Turn left onto Seegers Rd
9. Turn left onto N Broadway St/Seegers Rd
10. Turn right onto US-14 W
11. Turn left onto N Evergreen Ave
12. Turn right onto E Campbell St
Destination will be on the right
The fun begins at 7PM and Houlihan will tell some preposterous stories from his celebrated book and hold court at this legendary Irish pub till 9PM. Mike is offering all Peggy Kinnane's patrons a 60% discount on the price of his book that night!
Stop into Peggy Kinnane's for some Hooliganism and kick off your St. Patrick's Day shenanigans early. Peggy Kinnane's is located at 8 N. Vail Avenue in Arlington Heights. For more information. Call 847-577-7733.
Stop in and yuck it up with Renaissance Man Mike Houlihan - the man is busier than a retarded kitten trying bury cat poop on a marble floor.
*Mike Houlihan is an award winning writer, actor, producer, director, filmmaker, radio host, and journalist. He began his professional career in 1973 with The American Shakespeare Festival in Stratford, CT and has appeared on Broadway, Off-Broadway, on television, major motion pictures, our nations largest newspapers, periodicals, and bathroom walls. For more info please go to his websites, TapiocaTheMovie.com, ouririshcousins.com and skinnyhouli.com.