When our habits are strange,The Eminent Poet Nathan in Texas
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores*.
Oh. Parodies? the affluent public television watching,ambulatory, speaking Goitre sniffed.
Nah, de udder two.
Okay, citizens before we all go full throat ed let's consider each of the following cultural mantras according to intrinsic merit!
Dancing with Stars
Senator Marque Kirque and Congresman Mike Quigley- The Illinois Bi-Partisan Chang & Eng!
Oprah ( she still around?)
The National Anthem
Smoke Free Taverns but Hooka Lounges
Celebrity baby interest
Interest in Celebrity
Planned Parenthood and Woman's Health
1% of 99%
Ciudado! Piso Mojado!
Glee and Bullying - I watched Glee and I feel . . .humiliated
Bullying and renewed worship of Teddy Roosevelt
Tebowing Bill Maher
Pat Quinn - Sherpa to Moody's Rating
Blame Madigan, Dad Blame Madigan
Michelle Obama's Let's Move Fat-ass!
Hon. Richard M. Daley distinguished senior fellow at the Harris School of Public Policy Studies. Say that real fast.
Shakman, Shakman, Shakman Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Shakman!
Pope Terry Cosgrove's new bumper sticker -Ask Me About My Catamite!
G8/Nato Tourism Boon
Religious Freedom and Civil Unions/ Quentin Young and Bill Ayers a Pair of Docs!
Having reflected upon each OmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMY GOD! Everybody Sing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forrest Claypool's Loop Car wheels/ never work; sucha deal!. . .and he still has a job/ like some fat drunken slob . . .that's our Mores!
Rahm EMANYool's 'Coon Eyes/Never Blink at News Guys/ Cuz He wons them!
More from Nathan in Texas, God love him!
When an eel bites your hand,
And that's not what you planned,
That's a moray.
When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw,
And the bales total four,
That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight
Uses his sword in a fight,
When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine
And you tie up her line,
That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest,
That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see
That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has
A space gun with pizzazz,
That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That smore, eh.
When you've had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That's "No more!", eh?
How many did I take this morning?
*e.g. New Sex Education Mandates from the Federal Government:Future of Sex Education Initiative
Sexuality education should teach both information and essential skills that are necessary to adopt, practice, and maintain healthy relationships and behaviors.
Here they are!By the end of the second grade, the coalition would like every elementary school student to use the proper names for body parts and, by the end of the fifth grade, to know that sexual orientation is "the romantic attraction of an individual to someone of the same gender or a different gender." Also by the end of the fifth grade, every student should be able to "define HIV and identify some age appropriate methods of transmission as well as ways to prevent transmission" and "define sexual harassment and abuse."
Every eighth grader should be able to:
Differentiate between gender identity, gender expression and sexual orientation;
Explain the range of gender roles;
Explain the health benefits, risks and effectiveness rates of various methods of contraception, including abstinence and condoms;
Define emergency contraception and its use.
According to the President of Advocates for Youth, Debra Hauser, some schools don't address bullying which Hauser believes is related to sexual orientation or gender identity." Educators should tackle it head-on," Hauser said.
Under the disguise of seeking to provide the nation's children an objective human sexuality curriculum, The Motley Monk would note that the standards reveal the coalition's intention: to indoctrinate the nation's children in its broader, pro-homosexual and pro-abortion ideology.
Seizing upon the hot topic of "bullying" and by relating it back to anti-homosexual bigotry, the coalition reveals its less-than-benign intent: To trample under foot God's design as well as the parental prior right in the education of their children.
Let the discussion begin...