"Hi, Y'all! I'm Cecile Richards, President of Planned Parenthood U. S.A.!
This little critter, up there, is breathing our air and will cause landfills to explode with the selfish little carbon footprint's dirty Pampers. Mother Earth wants us all to keep our planet Green and Mother Earth Demands sacrifice.
The UK has taken the bold step and leaped onto the right side of history once again! Great Britain is burning dead babies, cutting heating bills and honoring the vaginas of women everywhere! Ain't that Great?
Call your Representatives and Senators and let them know that Planned Parenthood's President - Barack H. Obama - has a phone and pen ready to put the torch to millions of these little Presto-logs!
Well, genuine Presto Logs are made from our precious trees, People! Sorry, I just had to raise my voice the way my Mama taught me.. . .some things are just wrong? Don't Ya Think?
Give to Planned Parenthood! Help us Free Kermit Gosnell! Keep Mother Earth Happy . . .she told this Texas Gal . . 'I Am Pissed! Light Up Some Little Ones! They are all natural, organic and will save a tree!'"