Now, that the charade known as the Illinois Primary is over, it is incubant upon me as a citizen/voter to weigh the qualities of the candidates and compare which one merits my exercise of the public franchise in November.
Let's stick with the race for the United States Senate, shall we?
First there is the senior Senator from Illinos and Harry's Reid's Go-fer.Senator Dick Durbin is a proven vote getter and an accomplished charlatan,cheat, grifter, mposter, swindle, con man/woman, rip-off artists who shills for the abortion industry. In short, a mountebank. who has been caught fibbing at the national level more than once.
Durbin's Challenger is a Plutocrat Dairy Owner and perennial candidate James Oberweiss, whose hat tosses miss the ring at every level; thus, bemusing voters not employed by Oberweiss. His qualities differ from Durbin's in the most dramatic, albeit loveable manner. James Oberweis seems a buf·foon -bəˈfo͞on/noun
1. a ridiculous but amusing person; a clown.Oberweiss may, in all honesty, want very much to serve Illinois and the Nation and that makes the matter all the more right good fun and not unlike a PBS mini-series dedicated to Bertie Wooster - " Bertram Wooster, a well-intentioned, wealthy layabout, has a habit of getting himself into trouble and it's up to his brilliant valet, Jeeves, to get him out."
synonyms: clown, jester, fool, comic, comedian, wag, wit, merry andrew, harlequin, Punchinello, Pierrot"the king's buffoon" fool, idiot, dolt, dunce, dunderhead, dullard, ignoramus, dummy, simpleton, jackass;informalchump, blockhead, jughead, butthead, boob, bozo, doofus, hoser, nincompoop, numbskull, numbnuts, dope, twit, nitwit, halfwit, scissorbill, birdbrain, lamer
I may be entirely wrong. Jim Oberweiss may be only interested helping Dick Durbin retain his tattered and tarnished seat in the United States Senate . . .but that would be really cynical of me.
I hope to vote for the buffon, the Bertie Wooster-like Milkman over the unctious, smarmy, moral shape-shifter of a mountebank now occupying the senior post in the United States Senate.
The best chance the Milkman has against Dithering Dick would be for him to spend the balance of the campaign in quality time with the Missus in Florida - make no statements, debate not, speak not and gaffe not. Be the name on the ballot in November and allow Durbin to be Durbin.
I believe that Durbin asked the Milkman to run - that's just me.
Proof of that will be Oberweiss shooting his mouth off until even the most ardent Durbin foe would need to cast a vote against the Milkman.
The news media embargo against Doug Truax, lifted only at the 11th hour, is another indication of the Illinois rigged deck.
Keep it simple, madcap Milkman! Keep it simple.