The world's largest 'baby batter' bank - Cryos has told Redheaded Males to hang on to their swimmers. Science. You can't beat it. Nevertheless, the lads who spent a lifetime doing just that worship at its temple.
A gorgeous Redhead, Mary Cleary, married me and gave birth to my redheaded daughter. My family is loaded with redheads. As noted by philosopher and roofer Eddie Carroll, "Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead."
While I agree in spirit with Mr.Carroll, allow me to add my own empirical observation - No Man Handles a Redhead - no force on earth, my dear chap.
Redheads inspire - worship, fear and lust. Adam ( from the Hebrew for red or ruddy), Eric the Red, Rita Hayworth. Of course Judas Iscariot - or Carrot-top as the other eleven called him - comes in for universal derision.
One of the great Science worshippers of all time Adolph Hitler ( Vegan, PETA member, No Boozing crank and Non-smoker - the model Progressive) considered a ban on marriages for Redheads.
Now, the carbon footprint Gestapo scientists offer this Gingerphobia:
"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London's Telegraph.
Men with scarlett manes sell "like hot cakes" in Ireland, Schou said, but that's about it.
"I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads," he said, the Telegraph reported. "And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case."
Men with brown hair and brown eyes are very popular, Schou noted.
Hey, Ole, you been playing with yourself way too long there, Son. Get out in the fresh air and step away from the two dimensional babes for a while; shoot you'll go bind!
Ole, - I have gray hair with a touch of brown and brown eyes and have been and remain wildly more unpopular than redheads entirely. Random samplings by the handful! Science, my boy, science!
I think God knew what He was doing when He tossed a little Ginger into the mixture:
•Steve Allen & Woody Allen
•Elizabeth I of England
•Erik the Red
•Eric XIV of Sweden
•Sarah Ferguson, Duchess Of York
•Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme
•Harold 'Red' Grange
•Vincent van Gogh
•Prince Harry of Wales
•Henry II of England
•Henry VIII of England
•L. Ron Hubbard
•Mary Queen of Scots
•Judge Marilyn Milian from The People's Court
•Richard I of England
•J. K. Rowling
•Martin Van Buren