Friday, July 25, 2008

John McCain:' Is Paris Burning? Hold the Phone! . . . Nope, Just Cooking Boudin!' Obama's Stumble Will Be Paris.

The Paris awaiting the arrival of Barack Obama is the new Paris. The electorate that said NON! to fine looking Socialist Trim Segolene Royal and Ouis! to Nick Sarkozy, a guy who sounds like he grew up in Chicago's Hegewisch Neighborhood - probably has Mooji cousins there working in the last of the steel mills.

Nick said, 'Obama is my Buddy!'

Time to worry, Junior. Nick Sarkozy represents change in France. The kind of change that has French troops fighting along side of American soldiers in Afghanistan; the kind of change that respects American values over the sentiments of chain-smoking Sartres, Camus and Simone de Beauvoir Caporal Communism.

The Boudin is on the barbeque!

These Frogs won't be singing Internacionale

They'll be throating out -

Nous sommes des dégourdis,
Nous sommes des lascars
Des types pas ordinaires.
Nous avons souvent notre cafard,
Nous sommes des légionnaires.

Au Tonkin, la Légion immortelle
À Tuyen-Quang illustra notre drapeau,
Héros de Camerone et frères modèles
Dormez en paix dans vos tombeaux.

Nos anciens ont su mourir.
Pour la gloire de la Légion.
Nous saurons bien tous périr
Suivant la tradition.

Heads Up, Senator!

Here's the skinny on French Election 2007.,_2007

I'm calling Paris to be the place where the Obama Zeppelin hits the Power Tower!


No Sheeples Here! said...


The folks at Le Monde are already irate that Obama is only devoting five little hours to his Paris stop.

pathickey said...

Sacre Bleau!