First World Issues by a Third World Soul

• I am so tired of seeing infants and toddlers and people who just seem not to care a whit about fashion in places where I choose to dine.
• Why not replace CTA Boss Clayopool with a Ventra Card; thety work about the same
• Arne Duncan can be bought for $ 250,000
• Syndicated News Agregator Rich Miller for far less
• E-Smokes are called a 'Gateway to Addiction and Weed is Medicinal
• I dance for Skittles, or Sour Patch Kids
• No one ever complains about Techno Pop
• I hate White Whine
• After Grenada, I have been losing the War on Women
• Nurses should not wear scrubs anymore, but go back to wearing tight fitting Russ Myer whites and stilleto pumps - don't get me started on Flight Attendants

• Hillary Clinton
• There is only one James Bond in the same way that there is only one Maverick
• Matt Dillon never drew first and never had to answer charges of police toture - neither did CPD Lt. Frank Ballinger
• No television program has ever had a theme to match that of M -Squad