Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Max Kennedy, Dude, Where's the Keys? There's Cops on the Boat, Dude!




BEACHHEAD KENNEDY _BY MICHAEL SNEED Sun-Times Columnist

It's still there! Ready the plank! Max Kennedy, son of former Dem presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy and brother of Chris, the nicest Kennedy you'll ever meet, has yet to remove his 50- to 60-foot sunken houseboat, "The River Maiden," from a large slip of water near the U.S. Steel plant along Lake Michigan!

• The buckshot: Kennedy may have stirred up a hornet's nest with his arrogance, yet nobody seems to know how to use the appropriate fly swatter! It's been in the water since June 12.


Did the Clan Camelot off-load a cadre of Kennedy's in Indiana and Illinois in the soft Chicago under-belly of Cal Harbor?

Are there now in the Iron Weeds of Hegewisch Kennedy Hatchlings awaiting their chance to infest Illinois Politics as Panjandrums?

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