Like most American males, having time to play golf is a challenge; Not that were I given the time, would I play golf. I look ludicrous in Golf togs and the duds I'd choose for a round would be unacceptable on the links - you know - from the toes to the crown: Converse All-Star Black Chuck Taylor's Leo football sweats or old cut-offs, Bass Pro T-shirt and La Lumiere Blue pith helmet.
The pith helmet was from cutting the grass on the fields at La Lumiere and it lends a genuine Frank Buck aura to my usual Walter Mitty-ish mien.
I just read that Golf Wiz and snappy dresser Tiger Woods is believed to have dallied with Seven (7) extra-Matrimonial Doxies. (Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, Jamie Jungers and Porn Auteur Holly Sampson.) One for each of the Seven Deadly Sins, Tiger? Positively Old Testament there Tiger.
Dawg! = as my younger colleagues and charges at Leo High School might offer.
He did after all nail a Fire Hydrant and a Tree as well as the Concupiscent Seven!
Monday, December 07, 2009
Tiger! Dawg! Seven?
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I think everyone involved in this situation except for Tiger's wife is shady at best. He was cheating on his wife with several women from the very beginning of the marriage, and these other women knew he was married and are just trying to profit off the situation.
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