Eliot Spitzer - The Governor LePetomane of New York attempts to hide from the public by systematically eating his own face.
Keep biting Guv - another anal aperture at the public trough trots out his poor wife.
Reporter: Sir, those are dummies.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: How do you think I got elected?
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