Will Smith Is The President
Patrick Ewing is FOTUS
Stedman Graham plays a stiff cold soul-less robot.
CHaz Bono is the Secretaries of Homeland Security and State!
Kevin James is Mr. Personality!
A Rubbery Old Broad is the Speaker of The House
Grannie Clampette as the Beaver
An Animated Beavis Does His Taxes
The Late Ted Knight is Sgt. Chip Saunders leading the squad in Combat!
The budget is unlimited - Hollywood paid good money for this one term Presidency and they are by God going to get a movie out of it! Oliver Stone was unavailable due to the demands of El Jefe. Shooting has already begun along the North and South Korean border.
Huge Hat tip to the May edition of I Hate the Media - click my post title!
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