Good morning, Hickey Old Son -fit man yourself!
I read with great interest a piece on a Baltimore CBS affiliate website touting Olympic Gold Medalist Swimmer Michael Phelps as the Fittest Man of All -Time.
Fitter than Samson?
Fitter than Johnny Weismeller?
Fitter than Muhammad Ali
Fitter than Janet Guthrie?*
Fitter than . . .My broad manly arse!
Here is the fittest man ever!
Fit for the ages and with a fine crown of flesh on his noggin into the bargain!
* Have YOU ever punched a spout into an oil can with such ease? I think not. Old Janet must have had muscles in her stool samples.
