Green Hanukkah Curses the Light and Damns the Darkness

Get This! Some Green mopes ( click Post Title for story) want families to lay off the lighting of some of the Hanukkah candles!

Well Dreidel Dee Dee, Rutherford! We're off the smokes in public places as of January One; the whiny Yuppies can bring their Dobermans to restaurants; How about you 'I Can Tie My Own Bow Tie and Wear One - Even to the Shuffle Board Invitationals of the We Celebrate Diversity Festival in Kenilworth' clowns laying off the Holidays.

To all the wonderful and devout Jews the world over - Light Them Candles! The Maccabees paid the light bills years ago!

If the ACLU beefs, I'll give Brendan O'Callaghan a call at the law firm of נ (Nun), ג (Gimel), ה (Hei), ש (Shin)! Brendan worked on a Kibbutz and met his Bride there - she can't do a damn thing with him either: he still eats Underwood Devilled Ham out of the tin and washes it down with a quart of Dean's 2%.

God's Blessing on this Hanukkah!