Come August, I will again reside in the great State of Indiana. From 1988-1999, I spent many happy years in the Hoosier State.
Now, I am only too happy to bid farewell to Illinois.
I loved Illinois. From Freeport to Cairo and from Momence to Quincy the plain people of Illinois lived up to our homeliest and most beautiful of American Presidents - for whom our auto licence plates pay homage, if not the antics of our homegrown and imported elected officials.
I no longer choose to reside and pay taxes in a State that is dedicated to Infanticide, Weed and the economic Genocide of the Middle Class.
I am no where near sophisticated enough to do so.
I am no Kelly Cassidy, let alone a Heather Steans ( even if I willed to either one avail myself of a gender ambiguous water closet). Them gals are Sophisticates!
No, I am an urban rustic at heart, a helot, a Hoosier, if you will.
A Sophisticate has no qualms about equating health care to the slaughter of innocents and a sophisticate can watch the Rev. Michael Pfleger dictate doctrine to Chicago Cardinal Cupich with homiletics gleaned from the editorial page of The Sun Times without pisser lui-même, ses chaussettes et ses birkenstocks. Hell, I can't!!!!! That race-baiting Cracker in the Collar kills me!!!!!
A Sophisticate understands that Blue Collar values are always wrapped in a Rainbow Flag ( 100%, 24-7 and Siempre!) and I just don't see that. Euclid works fine. I believe that treating everyone respectfully and kindly is the thing to do, but that two gents will never require an obstetrician's talents even with Bill Nye the Science Guy bulling away for them at Monsanto Chemical. Rainbow Flags are terrific, by the way and so are Pride Parades - taking a florist, a baker or anyone to court to score points and punish people is not so prideful.
A Sophisticate can parse the news to browbeat millions of people into voting for a bloated billionaire with most of his dough socked away in Caribbean off-shore tax-havens, while keeping his 'walking-around money' to face the Illinois tax-handlers of the very friendly Susan Mendosa, Comptroller of Illinois for the Fair Tax pruning. My large extended family, who voted lustily for JB Pritzker and all he stands for, will be plucked like feathered Perdue unfortunates and abused at the gas pump, like Fair Oaks Farm animals, until last week.
A Sophisticate from Illinois voted in every louse who voted For and Present on the Kelly Cassidy and Heather Steans ( Governor JB Pritzkers Weed Go-to-Gals in the Illinois House) monstrous Infanticide legislation and only raised an eye-brow when Cullerton and Madigan sneaked in a $1,600 bonus pay raise for their loyal Assembly creeps. Baal is smiling all over Illinois.
Health Care is a euphemism for murder in Illinois.
My watch is over.
I was a high school teacher and I watched many kids get fouled up on Marijuana and a good number of those very sweet souls died taking the drugs that Weed gatewayed their foolish exits. Booze is bad. Weed is worse. Like I said I am not sophisticated enough to admit otherwise, having witnessed the empirical truth.
Illinois is for sophisticates only.
- Illinois will have zero Middle Class very shortly
- Illinois will no longer boast talented artists, writers and public spirited philathropists
- Illinois will resemble Cairo on the Ohio River, by 2020 and Caracas, Venezuela by 2025
- Illinois will be comprised of people of great wealth and those to serve them
- Illinois will tolerate no conversation - Lynn Sweet, Eric Zorn and SEIU will determine all future conversation
- Illinois will be a national Abortion Mill, Weed Dispensary and Casino
- Illinois will be governed by theft
I am a by-God Hoosier Chawbacon, come August!!!!!
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