Illinois politics is a dog fight - a fight between two dogs. At last night's debate, Dachshund Dick Durbin showed up and Chiweenie Jim Oberweiss submitted.
Hence:
In the Primary Dachshund Dick went unopposed and Chiweenie Jim outspent a man who stands on two legs
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So long, Jim!
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