Hugo The Pumper Contra Joe the Plumber! Citgo! 'Well Make up Your Mind!'

Obama's favorite Third World Dictator Hugo Chavez makes a swell counter to Joe the Plumber - Hugo the Pumper!

Citgo is Hugo's Gas Company here in Yanqui Country! Billy The Bomber Ayers consults Hugo on School Reform.

Hugo, 'Citgo!'

Ayers, ' Which do you prefer, Jefe?'

Hugo, 'No, Citgo!'

Ayers, 'Make up your mind, Jefe!'

Hugo, 'CITGO!!!!'

Ayers, 'Sit? Go? Which one Jefe?'

Hugo, 'Que Pendejo!!!!'

All of us, 'Si, Jefe!!!'