It Was My Pleasure, Ladies!!!!!! Think Nothing Of It! Oh, I see you have already.

This handwritten missive came through my transom this morning.  I must reply.

Dear Girls, Madams, Damsels, Sheilas, Skirts, Twists, Broads, Babes, Ladies, Trollops, Doxies, Shrills, Xanthipes and Harridans,

I was only too happy not to force myself upon any woman - 6 to to 60; blind, crippled or crazy.  It is the very least thing that I can do.




For Sixty-Six years, it has been my policy to regard women with awe, wonder and healthy dose of fear.




Girls, you ain't got nothing to worry from old Patrick Francis.  Unless, of course, I become a movie mogul, a Democratic Senator, GOP Spin Doctor, Fox News Blow-hard, or Left Wing Academic.
You gals send me!


Your Devoted Slave,


Pat Hickey