Yep, I bet Rahm snoozed like Cinderella last night. Snuggled deeply in a few down-filled quilts and sausaged in some Eddie Bauer footy-Jammies, the Mayor from Highland Park slept the sleep of inevitabilty on steroids, because he cared enough to buy the best security system
ADP - Axelrod's Democratic Party
- Opponents Villified
- Press Co-opted
- Voters Suppressed, Depressed and Middle Class Stressed
- Outrage PreCast
- Bundlers Muffled
Comb-Over Dave Axelrod, the builder of Denver Parthenons and Compelling Narratives, has anti-torpedo netting belted so thick and tight around this hick burg that even Michaele and Tareq Salahi couldn't wedge through - Rahm was tucked in by Mark Brown, Carol Marin, Bruce Dold and the Sand Man of the BGA Andy Shaw with assurances that he will be Mayor as long as a contract for any one of Chicago's remaining assets can be dangled in front of an Emir.
Inevitable. Say say it with me ". . .IN eveee Table." Forrest Claypool is in. . .always. Rahm is on eveee lip. Table any notion that neighborhoods are safe; your money is your own; and that you and your neighbors are given any thought what-so-ever!
Inevitable!
ADP - it is what makes America sleep.
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