About Jody Weiss - Any Major Dude With Half A Heart Will Tell You

Many of my neighbors serve as Chicago Police Officers. Superintendent Jody Weis has had a personally lucrative albeit disasterous tenure. Today was to end his contract - what should the man do?

ANY MAJOR DUDE WILL TELL YOU

I never seen you looking so bad my funky one
You tell me that your superfine mind has come undone
CHORUS:
Any major dude with half a heart surely will tell you my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you

Have you ever seen a squonk's tears? Well, look at mine
The people on the street have all seen better times

CHORUS

I can tell you all I know, the where to go, the what to do
You can try to run but you can't hide from what's inside of you

Well, he did run . . .that was gratuitous.

Steely Dan: Walter Becker and Donald Fagin had fingers of the pulse of this conundrim some time ago.