WHUT: Twin brothers, Latin School and Northwestern University Medill School of Journalism alumni, Clelland and Murniford Van Hoellen called a press conference at the Peoples Law Office tomorrow to announce their shock and displeasure with the Blago Defense Team's refusal to put the Daffy Guv on the Witness Stand - Said Clel, elder of the two, " H'is a Dang Shayum. Whey, Meyun Murn H'yar, lussen tah Dubbya Bee Eee Zay (WBEZ) 'en watch Chanuhl Ah'leven (WTTW)ever nigh'd. Thot He'd Keep Huz Wurd."
WHAN:
11 AM on Thursday, July 22, 2010
WHUR:People's Law Office
1180 N. Milwaukee Ave., Third Floor
HOO: Hoo wee ez hot h'yar!
BAKEGROUN: Ova Thar!
Jesus Pat, will ya look at the lugs on those two guys! I'll bet their family tree goes straight up!
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