tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8978152.post5702707060099859560..comments2023-10-18T05:38:08.545-07:00Comments on . . . With Both Hands: John Kass? Dithering Dick Durbin - Alexi's Zorba the Creep!pathickeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01051997614374510451noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8978152.post-31491539190472576062010-04-14T08:04:17.815-07:002010-04-14T08:04:17.815-07:00Got Pope, Need No Bart charliepatseas@yahoo.com Fl...Got Pope, Need No Bart charliepatseas@yahoo.com Flushing NY<br /><br />The Holy Father gone to Turkey to redeem and consecrate the Greeks,<br />so don't need no more soviet temples. Don't need no gyro blimpie Bart<br />when got a regular Pope without the diner attitude. My pop kept<br />hitting momma with a skillet on the head. Friends ended up in the<br />hospital after their pop beat them. Pops got drunk and ruined my<br />first car. Killed two cats and a dog, thrown out the window.<br />Neighbor drowned the canaries in ouzo, lit, ate them. Ma overdid<br />whip so she could give less pie. All our stuff came pilfered, with<br />logos. Greeks overcook all meat so no one knows is bad. Another<br />banned tenants flushing toilet paper. Waiters inpune sanitation<br />because "dirty is natural and healthy." Priests just answered "behave,<br />respect, tradition!" Now priest comes "no intercommunion!" Where was<br />he when we needed him to protect us from our crazy parents? Don't<br />sell me "educated Greeks" because we know all them Trojan Horse<br />cheated on the exams. Besides it's just TV repair school. Remember<br />all those jailed old disco Greeks, tax cheats to "protest" Jerome Ford<br />stopping the Trojan Horse in Chyprious? We can't get good jobs<br />because no one trusts Greeks, because of Trojan Horse. They always<br />faked reading Greek. That's why we borrowed regular Catholic books<br />instead of read Greek. Sure, we sacrifice to Greek myths three times<br />a year to please yiayia, and she's nun the wiser when we go to regular<br />Catholic Mass on Sundays when she bummed from bouzaki dances. Ain't<br />need no more Bart, just the regular Pope. That's why we all married<br />regular Catholic when we grew up. So they can trust us.Charlie Patseashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07741620625035289858noreply@blogger.com